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This is awful. |    | 2 | 10.53% |  | | 23-03-08, 11:01 PM | #101 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Dublin :D Posts: 857 Thanks: 32 Thanked 196 Times in 119 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | this one my best story on here by far well done on the 5-1 wozza ;) and congrats on climbing out of the relegation zone lets hope u can push on in the league and come 1st ;) i love the interviews lmfao kutgw :D | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to Graham FM For This Useful Post: | | 24-03-08, 12:23 PM | #102 (permalink) | | FMF Donator, V.I.P and Writer. Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,227 Thanks: 798 Thanked 745 Times in 712 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Shocking! Famous Five lmao. Good to see that you're not letting the player's interview get to their heads  . | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to liveru For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 01:54 PM | #103 (permalink) | | vBookie Team, Member of the Ozza Family Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cheshire Posts: 2,771 Thanks: 638 Thanked 435 Times in 357 Posts Nominated 5 Times in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | 28th August 2007 At about 9 in the morning i opened my laptop to see if anything had happened overnight. I had an e-mail from Queen of South boss, Gordon Chisholm. The email said that my offer for 33 year old midfielder John O'Neill had been accepted and that he would be at the training ground at 1 tomorrow afternoon. This was excting news as O'Neill has a lot of experience under is belt having played for teams like Bournemouth and Celtic. I was sitting in my office about an hour after training when i recieved a phone call from a Jamaican sounding bloke. It was Onandi Lowe, he was ringing to tell me that he had recieved the Work Permit he was after and all i had to do was confirm the deal. did that straight away but found out that Onandi wouldn't join us until new years day 2008. That was a bit of a blow but i was happy that i'd got the paperwork out of the way and he was now, officially a Peterhead footballer. Report by Dave McIntyre The Blue Toon have today secured the signing of 32 year old Jamaican forward Onadi Lowe. Lowe has played for teams like Rushden, Coventry and Port Vale and has a wealth of experience under his belt. In his career, Lowe has been in a fair amount of trouble. He has been arrested on numerous occasions for possesion of crack cocaine and marijuana. He was also accused of being in a drugs ring smuggling drugs into the UK from the Carribean. Lowe is over this now and wants to concentrate on playing football. The bad news is that Onandi won't join The Blue Toon until the 1st January 2008. He will continue playing for jamaican side Portmore United until that date. | | | | 27-03-08, 01:58 PM | #104 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: May 2007 Location: Scotland Not Britain Posts: 577 Thanks: 33 Thanked 115 Times in 104 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | looking superb as usual wozza cant wait to see the next thing :D kutgw | SigMe'ConMe | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to Dargo17 For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 01:58 PM | #105 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knaresborough Posts: 506 Thanks: 945 Thanked 357 Times in 282 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 3 Posts  TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 | Great update Woz! Just keep checking Onandi's bag from time to time! Keep up the good work, this is brilliant!  | Thanks to Ap and Dargo | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to T.H For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 02:45 PM | #106 (permalink) | | FMF Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dundalk, Ireland Posts: 3,028 Thanks: 227 Thanked 459 Times in 380 Posts Nominated 4 Times in 4 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | lmao, wozza your gonna have to check him at training every time in case hes summugling drugs into training haha | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to John10 For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 02:53 PM | #107 (permalink) | | FMF Donator, V.I.P and Writer. Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,227 Thanks: 798 Thanked 745 Times in 712 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | HAHAHA. John's right mate. Never signed those players before so I wouldn't know what their like but you seem to know what you're doing. Keep this up or I might bite off your toe.  | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to liveru For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 04:02 PM | #108 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Birmingham Posts: 823 Thanks: 77 Thanked 133 Times in 113 Posts Nominated 1 Time in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Couple of great signings there mate, had Lowe @ Redditch on 07 and was class GL keepin him outta trouble tho :P | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to scholesy18 For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 04:17 PM | #109 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Dublin :D Posts: 857 Thanks: 32 Thanked 196 Times in 119 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | lmfao wozza ha this story just gets better and betters ha Onadi smuggling drugs lol a strip search for him everyday ;) :P kutgw wozza!!!!!!! XD | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to Graham FM For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 06:30 PM | #110 (permalink) | | Indispensable To FMF Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Evesham,England Posts: 1,893 Thanks: 550 Thanked 305 Times in 281 Posts Nominated 3 Times in 3 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | i just love the idea m8 good luck with rest of season | Big Thanks to Apthered for a top sig cheers mate remember November 11th we pray for all that lost there lives for us | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to adamjigey For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 06:41 PM | #111 (permalink) | | Hot Prospect Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 75 Thanks: 3 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Well i never knew anyone to make a post this interesting. its great for a read and i hope you keep it up. xD | | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to Ryann For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 06:52 PM | #112 (permalink) | | FMF's Toon Army Spiderman and member of the Writers Crew Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: wiltshire Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 313 Thanked 669 Times in 639 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Good grief an international criminal playing for Peterhead, I like the way you say this is all behind him, just dont let the chairman know!!! LOL. Still if you're ever short for some transfer money, or a few of those little blue pills to make an evening with the wife a little more...er....interesting, it sounds like you got a man who knows some people who know some other people!!!! Good work wozza this is way more interesting than ricky and bianca's imminent return to Eastenders! Cheesey comment posted! | Signature-Care of Ru Top FMF GFX Artist Current game-None!!! Waiting for FM09! | | | | The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Hartynips For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 07:02 PM | #113 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knaresborough Posts: 506 Thanks: 945 Thanked 357 Times in 282 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 3 Posts  TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 | Sorry Harty, just had to say thanks for that, you're an absolute legend, it made me LOL!!!!!  | Thanks to Ap and Dargo | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to T.H For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 07:34 PM | #114 (permalink) | | vBookie Team, Member of the Ozza Family Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cheshire Posts: 2,771 Thanks: 638 Thanked 435 Times in 357 Posts Nominated 5 Times in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | 29th August 2007 I arrived at training and was greeted by Carles Benacort, my scout. He handed me a piece of lined paper with a name - Duncan Jupp, some pictures of him and a very detailed report on the 32 year old Gillingham reserves right back. He told me that he had been watching Jupp for several weeks now and he strongly reccomends that i make an offer for the Scottish transfer listed right back. Jupp - Wanted I did what he reccomended me to do and called Gills boss Mark Stimson saying that i would like to make a bid of 1k for Jupp. He said he would get back to me on the offer. During training, John O'Neill, the player who i was offering a contract to today turned up. He was alone which i was surprised at. After training as i was talking to him in my office, he revealed that he doesn't have an agent as he doesn't believe in it all and he can't afford someone taking part of his wages. I admired that. We got down to business and i offered him a deal of 160 punds a week. He said that he would get back to me as soon as possible and said that he enjoyed talking to me. I got a phone call from Dean Cowie saying that his move to Elgin was going through tonight and i just needed to finalise the deal and he would be on his way. I did so and had a brief chat with him saying goodbye excetera. | | | | | 27-03-08, 07:47 PM | #115 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knaresborough Posts: 506 Thanks: 945 Thanked 357 Times in 282 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 3 Posts  TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 | Congrats on selling Cowie mate! And Mark Stimson is a legend! Keep up the great work!!!!! Last edited by T.H; 27-03-08 at 07:57 PM. | Thanks to Ap and Dargo | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to T.H For This Useful Post: | | 27-03-08, 09:01 PM | #116 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Birmingham Posts: 823 Thanks: 77 Thanked 133 Times in 113 Posts Nominated 1 Time in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | GL on the 2 signings mate, Jupp should be a good addition to the squad, lovin this so far KUTGW! | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to scholesy18 For This Useful Post: | | 28-03-08, 09:56 AM | #117 (permalink) | | FMF's Toon Army Spiderman and member of the Writers Crew Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: wiltshire Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 313 Thanked 669 Times in 639 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | This is really turning into an all star battle, between the manager of the "Famous Five"...Mr Wozza "Enid Blyton" Wolves, and creator of "race for the title", Sir TH "JKRowling" of Knaresborough. I think it would be very interesting, and very very close to call on these stories. Maybe worth a poll in the next few weeks guys, and possibly a good reason to re-open vBookie? Will post this comment in TH's thread too, as I know some people havent bothered to read one or other of these future classics of fiction. For those of you who havent please take the time to do so, its well worth the read, and a real credit to the effort both these guys have put into it. Well done both of you. | Signature-Care of Ru Top FMF GFX Artist Current game-None!!! Waiting for FM09! | | | | The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Hartynips For This Useful Post: | | 28-03-08, 11:54 AM | #118 (permalink) | | vBookie Team, Member of the Ozza Family Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cheshire Posts: 2,771 Thanks: 638 Thanked 435 Times in 357 Posts Nominated 5 Times in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | | | | | 28-03-08, 11:54 AM | #119 (permalink) | | FMF Donator, V.I.P and Writer. Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,227 Thanks: 798 Thanked 745 Times in 712 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Goodbye Cowie. I knew thee not at all. I hope you get Jupp mate. I've had him before for Exeter and he done really well, should be a good addition. EDIT: You didn't get Jupp! Unlucky mate. | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to liveru For This Useful Post: | | 28-03-08, 11:58 AM | #120 (permalink) | | Important First Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Birmingham Posts: 823 Thanks: 77 Thanked 133 Times in 113 Posts Nominated 1 Time in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Damnz didn't think this could get any better but it has lol wicked addition of the goals mate love it keep it up my son  | | | | | The Following User Says Thank You to scholesy18 For This Useful Post: | |  | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting | | | | |