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    Here's a couple of things I learnt from playing FM....

    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you

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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P


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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6.Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8 : Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level
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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6.Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!

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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!

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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal




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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: Even if you go through the season unbeaten, your board will NEVER forget you drawing against your rivals

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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!

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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way

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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
    19. Good, English regens are like gold-dust and cost twice as much as foreigners yet you still persist on trying to bring them through.

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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
    19. Good, English regens are like gold-dust and cost twice as much as foreigners yet you still persist on trying to bring them through.
    20: That transfers are very unrealistic at times and players who are worth 1M become 10M or more
    Many thanks go to Viney for the sig


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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
    19. Good, English regens are like gold-dust and cost twice as much as foreigners yet you still persist on trying to bring them through.
    20: That transfers are very unrealistic at times and players who are worth 1M become 10M or more
    21. If you tell your players they can win the game, they won't.
    22. Micah Richards is worth at least 40m pounds.
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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
    19. Good, English regens are like gold-dust and cost twice as much as foreigners yet you still persist on trying to bring them through.
    20: That transfers are very unrealistic at times and players who are worth 1M become 10M or more
    21. If you tell your players they can win the game, they won't.
    22. Micah Richards is worth at least 40m pounds.
    23. The greatest players in the future will be dominated by regens, rather than real life youngsters now in FM.



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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
    19. Good, English regens are like gold-dust and cost twice as much as foreigners yet you still persist on trying to bring them through.
    20: That transfers are very unrealistic at times and players who are worth 1M become 10M or more
    21. If you tell your players they can win the game, they won't.
    22. Micah Richards is worth at least 40m pounds.
    23. The greatest players in the future will be dominated by regens, rather than real life youngsters now in FM.
    24. LLM is actually quite easy if you know where to look for players.
    25. Manchester United will never do well unless you manage them.


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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
    19. Good, English regens are like gold-dust and cost twice as much as foreigners yet you still persist on trying to bring them through.
    20: That transfers are very unrealistic at times and players who are worth 1M become 10M or more
    21. If you tell your players they can win the game, they won't.
    22. Micah Richards is worth at least 40m pounds.
    23. The greatest players in the future will be dominated by regens, rather than real life youngsters now in FM.
    24. LLM is actually quite easy if you know where to look for players.
    25. Manchester United will never do well unless you manage them.
    26. When you had a bad day, and then you play FM, it gets worse.




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    1: It doesn't matter what you offer Dario Srna, Man City will offer more
    2: If you're 2-0 up at half time, you will lose at least 3-2
    3: Even if a player is behaving badly and upsetting the squad and not turning up for training, fining him will make him bad mouth you
    4: If you say don't let your performance drop at half time, your performance will drop!
    5: David Beckham wants to end his career at LA Galaxy :P
    6: Man City always sign Arshavin and only bring him off the bench!
    7: It doesn't matter what you offer any player, Man City will offer more lol
    8: Richardo Rocha will never cut it at any level9: Not even the best players always preform
    10: Chewing gum while playing calms you down
    11: That training a football team is as easy as 1. 2. 3. (haha)
    12.Cookies calm you down too!
    13. That sometimes, no matter how much you dominate, you can't win and end up losing to their only shot on goal
    14: That even with 20 shots you may only score 1
    15. Strikers very rarely perform for you, but do for everyone else
    16. Players like Robinho and Vagner Love suck big time unless you get Player Instructions spot on!
    17. When playing in a cup final, remember to make sure you have two mice as one may suffer the consequences if things dont go your way
    18. Bolton will always play 4-1-4-1 against you
    19. Good, English regens are like gold-dust and cost twice as much as foreigners yet you still persist on trying to bring them through.
    20: That transfers are very unrealistic at times and players who are worth 1M become 10M or more
    21. If you tell your players they can win the game, they won't.
    22. Micah Richards is worth at least 40m pounds.
    23. The greatest players in the future will be dominated by regens, rather than real life youngsters now in FM.
    24. LLM is actually quite easy if you know where to look for players.
    25. Manchester United will never do well unless you manage them.
    26. When you had a bad day, and then you play FM, it gets worse.
    27.That despite being unattached for 3 years with no other offers, some players will never sign for your BS North side.
    28. Neil Warnock will last 6 months tops at palace

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