I really don't know why I'm posting this but what the hell.
Me and Seth decided to turn the shoutbox into a zoo for some cheap amusement today:/
Ru - Zookeeper - Likes to whip beasts to keep them in order. As Hartynips will tell you.
Chewy - Zoo Medic - Employed for the obvious eyebrow attraction Ru has.
Seth - Rhino - Likes to charge at people, especially smaller beings. A very rare "mooing" rhino.
T.H - Spider Monkey - Can't decide what he wants to be. A mammal or an insect. So he is both. He generally creeps around peoples' walls at night whilst making a very loud screeching noise.
Wozza - Hedgehog - Very prick-ly (Hehe Hi Wozz.)
Stu - Peacock - An extremely beautiful creature, tends to hang around in Seth's Garden.
Bowser - Beaver - From one extreme, to the other, he has a nice tux though.
Aaron - Hyena - "PAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" says it all really.
Harty - Panda - In his Newcastle colours of course, but as like most other Geordies, isn't wearing a top.
Ryan - Tapir - Erm yes. Can see why he's so desperate to get laid can't you?
FIF - African Swallow - He does remind me of Monty Python I suppose.
John - Owl - He only appears at night!!
Fed - Bear - Big hairy cuddly bear. Awwww!
Bozza - Elephant - Elephant. Dumbo. Basically. Also a bit on the large side. Must be all those pizzas.
Wednesdayboy - Capybara - Obviously upset by the decline of the Johns, he has a long face.
BirdyFC - Eagle - A true American Icon. Like David Hasslehoff.
Adam - Donkey - E-orrrrrr, he is such a poser, which is exactly why you should buy Jimmy Bullard
Joe - Anteater - Joe - Why? Cos Ru said so.
Woodsy - Polar Bear
Veg - Cheetah
SoulzNUFC - Koala Bear
SCP - Hippo
Lewis - Aliigator
Fozza - Raccoon
Seany - Orangutan
Chris1232 - Giraffe
Kopking - Warthog
Dean - Gorilla
Minioz - Aardvark
Axillo - Komodo Dragon
ChrisA - White Wolf
Ap - Zebra
Abs - Emu
If you wanna be an animal I guess you best just visit the shoutbox.:/
Thanks to Seth for the descriptions.