Who Can Tell The Best Joke - Page 2 - FMFormation.net - Football Manager

Seth7724 · 30-07-08, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

There are alternatives Seth, so it doesnt matter as long as the pineapple bit comes in and also, TH i get it, im stating the fact that I was laughing at it :/

You missed out the bit about "they were told to go and collect fruit from the forest"

Which is quite important, or else the end bit doesn't make that much sense

Wednesdayboy · 30-07-08, 03:34 PM

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty cool guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.
'That''s cool.' says Bobby.
Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'
'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'
Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!' About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'

Wednesdayboy · 30-07-08, 03:36 PM

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."
"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father." "Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"

I love this one lol.

Seth7724 · 30-07-08, 03:46 PM

Not sure if this is appropriate for this site but oh well..

A girl and her father are in a barbershop. While her father is having his hair cut, the girl is sat on a chair eating cake. The barber says to her "You're gonna get hair on your muffin!" and the girl replies " I know, and I'm gonna get tits too you dirty bastard!"

Wednesdayboy · 30-07-08, 05:34 PM

lol thats brilliant