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T.H · 14-07-08, 08:33 PM

Wozza found this game which is similar to one we used to play on MSN.

Basically you enter some words and it fills the gaps in for you to make a story.

The funnier words you use, the funnier the story.

Here are a couple of mine:

You can always tell when you're getting a cold because your Dog will feel stuffy and you will ave a/an Jew ache. The first thing to do is to take a couple of Turds. Then get into your C**t and rest, and drink plenty of Cum. Sometimes it's fun being sick. Food is brought to you an a/an Egg so you can eat and watch TV, and your temperature is taken by putting a Falopian Tube in your Penis. If your temperature goes over 6 degrees, a doctor should be caled. He will thump you on the Cock and say, "SQUELCH!" Then he will ask you what Tit you ate the night before and x-ray your stomach. Finally, he will give you Floppy advice on how to get well. If you do just what he says, you'll feel Juicy in no time at all.

This evening, the famous orchestra conductor, Edgar, will present a program of classical Tits at the Stinky music center. He will conduct the Finger Symphony Orchestra, which is noted for its excellent string and Sloppy wind sections, considered by many Breasts to be the world's most Massive ensemble. The program will begin with Debussy's "Clair de Schlong," followed by Mendelssohn's "Hanging Song," and Strauss' "Tales of the Vienna Cameltoe." Then we will hear Rachmaninoff's "Tape Recorder Concerto Number 3,000," but only the Wet movements. After intermission, the second half of the program will be devoted to a playing in its entirety of Beethoven's "Fifth Penis." Tickets are on sale now at the C**t office.

adamjigey · 14-07-08, 08:37 PM

lol might try it i need fun and life skill hey mr hooper

**Hartynips** · 14-07-08, 08:41 PM

Lol adam whatever. My turn!

Today, we are going study the lifestyle of huge and messy animals. The word "dinosaur" coms from the Greek words deinos meaning adam jiggey and saurus meaning harty. No one has ever seen a/an fmf dinosaur. We know about them because adam jiggeys called paleontologists found their hartys preserved in rocks. Dinosaurs were almost evenly divided between carnivores, who ate T.H\'s, and herbivores, who only ate Moderators. At one time, there were over 29 different types of these minging beasts roaming the face of the adam jiggey. They ranged in size from those as large as a Tyrannosaurus Rob van Dam to those as small as a leaflet on contraception. Today a dinosaur would be as impossible to find as an Aston Villa in a haystack.

And Mrs hartynips's effort:

Tomorrow, the famous Japanes karate master, madonna, will be giving spasmodic lessons in the recreation hall. Karate was invented 700 years ago in Watford. It is a method of self-defense which turns your hands and feet into deadly Toothbrushes. Other martial arts are Incontinence specialist clinics, Jujitsu, and Kung Yuk. All of them will enable you to defeat any Public toilet who attacks you. The hip throw, known as the Hideotoshi Nakamura, works like this. You put your right Bum behind your opponent's left Earlobe and pull down on his Lumpy arm. Do this funnily. As you pull, shout, "ewwww!" very loudly. This should help when Muff Diving your opponent's collar bone and dislocate his hat. If it doesn't try again with your other kidney.