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Become a Donator! | |  | |  02-02-08, 11:18 PM | #1 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |  Jokes
Just tell me some jokes people :)
ive got a good one...i think
man walks in to a bar...ouch ! :| oh dear |
Cheers Ru  |  |  | | 02-02-08, 11:20 PM | #2 (permalink) | | FMF Donator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a house Posts: 642 Thanks: 14 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
two toamtos walking down the road ones says to the other ketchup | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:23 PM | #3 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
ok thats bad...
a shoplifter goes to his next target asda...he was found dead underneath it :|
shall i change the name to bad jokes? |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:24 PM | #4 (permalink) | | Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knaresborough Posts: 500 Thanks: 945 Thanked 356 Times in 281 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 3 Posts  TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 |
Who knows? What you call 4 dogs and a blackbird? The Spice Girls What do you call a player who plays in the hole? A football whore!  | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:25 PM | #5 (permalink) | | FMF Donator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a house Posts: 642 Thanks: 14 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
dont know | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:27 PM | #6 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
hehe
what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sun glasses in the distance?
oh look, a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance :| |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:28 PM | #7 (permalink) | | FMF Donator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a house Posts: 642 Thanks: 14 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
How do you monkeys paint there balls red.
To hide in cherry tress | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:28 PM | #8 (permalink) | | FMF Donator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a house Posts: 642 Thanks: 14 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
what the loudest sound in the jungle
Tarzan picking cherries | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:29 PM | #9 (permalink) | | Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knaresborough Posts: 500 Thanks: 945 Thanked 356 Times in 281 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 3 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 |
Huh?  Whats black and white and read all over? | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:29 PM | #10 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
lmfao :P |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:30 PM | #11 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
a newspaper??
:P |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:36 PM | #12 (permalink) | | FMF Donator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a house Posts: 642 Thanks: 14 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
man walks into a pub slips on some poo and goes sliding into the bar. bit fazed he gets himself a drink an sits down.
the door opens another man walks in silde on the same poo and slides into the bar the guy get up and says i just done that the other guys turns rounds and hits him and says use the toilet you dirty bleeder.
I am off to bed you been a great audience thank you and goodnight
Last edited by NEIL; 03-02-08 at 08:20 AM. | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:37 PM | #13 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
err neil, does that make sense :S
goodnight
btw
alan wiley |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:38 PM | #14 (permalink) | | FMF Donator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a house Posts: 642 Thanks: 14 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
yes it does you ve been a great audience besides that bloke in the everton shirt who a bit thick tonight | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:40 PM | #15 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
:( 130 i see,, ill have to read it a few more times, im still not convinced :P |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:41 PM | #16 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
jesus, im confused, why did i write 130 in heree LOL :S |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:46 PM | #17 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
im goin now lads
see yaaa, hope to see a few more and better jokes tomrrow ;) |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:48 PM | #18 (permalink) | | Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knaresborough Posts: 500 Thanks: 945 Thanked 356 Times in 281 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 3 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 |
Not a newspaper, a red panda!!!!  | | | | | | | 02-02-08, 11:54 PM | #19 (permalink) | | Scout For FMF's DB Update Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Liverpool Posts: 407 Thanks: 16 Thanked 76 Times in 75 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 |
tell us then :P |
Cheers Ru | | | | | 03-02-08, 07:24 AM | #20 (permalink) | | Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knaresborough Posts: 500 Thanks: 945 Thanked 356 Times in 281 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 3 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 |
You have to guesss!!!!!!!! | | | | | | | |
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