An unheard manager, who supposedly has a PhD in Football, has taken the main job availible at Newcastle United after they parted company with Glenn Roeder, despite interest in Sam Allerdyce and Kevin Keegan.
The young man, who is 14, is reported to be the cleverest kid in Tyneside, already finishing 3 courses at a local University.
"Doctor Pepper" has been approached by the brand of the fruit flavoured carbonated soft drink for an ironic advertisement deal with the club.
More to come soon!