Bloody hell Fed. I don't know how you mustered the time or effort to write all that but well done.
I don't know if I can wait for the 2nd part as it took me a bleedin' age to read this part.
Also, I had no idea that Hadjuk Split was formed in a pub. Me and my mates can't even sort out a proper night out in a pub, let alone a professional football team!
Brilliant stuff Feddo.