I best walk away then before I get ribbed!
Love the conversation with your wife, especially the pretend affair bit, that made me laugh
I love all the effort and detail you're putting into this. You tell us everything we need to know, as well as the extras to make it a bit more personal and humerous.
Unlucky with the 2-1 loss, but tbf thats still a good result!
Keep up the good work mate, this is gonna go far!