heres one
a man is walking in a new york park and sees a pitbull about to attack a little girl, he gets his pistol which he was carrying and shoots the dog.
a reporter who watched the whole scene goes and publishes the story in the next days paper, the headline reads BRAVE NEW YORKER SAVES LITTLE GIRL
the man goes to the newspaper office immediately and tells them that he isnt a new yorker and leaves
in the afternoon edition, the headline reads HEROIC AMERICAN SAVES SMALL GIRL
again, the man goes to the newspaper office and complains that eh isnt american; annoyed, the editor asks him what he is
the man replies 'Iraqi'
though surprised, the editor assures the man that the headline will be changed in the evening edition
the man gets the evening edition after work and the headline reads
IRAQI TERRORIST MURDERS PATRIOTIC AMERICAN DOG | 
