Here is the Table as of November 1st
Gook is shown on the Sky Sports Three Program, Blue Square Football sitting in his chair preparing to talk to the viewers about his sides October.
"My first game of the month was against the lowly Worchester side who at the time of us playing them where sitting bottom of the table with just 6 points on the board. The first half of this game was a complete bore for all the neutrals and the only really chance of the half came in the 40th minute when Moore had a One on One with their keeper and rattled the bar and go over for a Goal Kick. After half time, the first major event in the match happened. Moore was through One On One once again and this time he managed to put us 1-0 up after expertly slotting the ball past the keeper. Then in the 52nd Minute the next goal game courtesy of Granty. He done brilliantly running past every defender that attempted to tackle him before finishing it off himself. In The 62th Minute another awesome finish saw our inform side go further ahead once again after a brilliant ball from Jaggers saw Moore, turn a defender before finishing with a tight angle in his way. A Penalty was awarded in our favour in the 64th minute and Asa took the penalty sending the keeper the wrong way! Watching Worchester collapse made me realise why they are bottom of the Table. A freak goal came for us in the 79th minute as Turner took a 50 yard free kick only for the keeper to spill it and somehow throw the ball over his own line! A lapse in concentration cost us our clean sheet as we allowed them to score in the final minute. Then with the final kick of the game, Birchy scored a simple 8 yard header from a brilliant cross from Granty. The game ended 6-1 but id much rather it had been 5-0, i just want clean sheets!"
"That night was brilliant! We were in the changing room when we heard that Southport drew 1-1 with Stalybridge confirming that We were top of the Blue Square North Division! We were top by 1 Point! The lads went mental in the changing room and the chairman, Lee Carter came into the dressing room saying what an awesome achievement this was! To be perfectley honest, I don't remember that night at all!!"
"The next game we had was against Blyth at Home in with the New Bucks Head faithful in full voice screaming WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE, as we came out to start the match! The game itself was again a boring game until the 30th minute which was when we took the lead against the lowly placed side. Birchy once again scored a goal which came from a great move! In The 59th minute we lost Granty to injury which was later revealed as a sprained ankle and he will be out for 3-8 weeks. The 63rd minute brought disaster as once again poor defending allowed Blyth to equalise. The 75th minute gave us the lead again and once again it was our great Birchy who popped up with the goal after a great flick on from Moore. Birchy could have had his hat-trick but was denied by the post. Then in the last 30 seconds a moment of madness came across Wellsy who got sent off and coming on as sub for Granty. In the end, we took the 2-1 win which meant we were still top of the league much to the delight of our home faithful! Such a shame about the injury to Granty at this vital stage of the season!"
"We didnt have many matches this month as Hinckley progressed in the FA Cup so we have to re-arrange our fixture."
"WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND NOT MOVING!"
